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March 6, 2015 at 8:01 am

Christopher Mallard shared Paws and Stripes's photo.

I do that to people too. lol

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Send in those adorable pet selfies people! #PSselfiesaturday

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March 6, 2015 at 7:42 am

Christopher Mallard shared Syntheticsax Mikhail Morozov's video.

Haha! Trojan games
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=805599379483096

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The Trojan Games
На на на

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March 6, 2015 at 7:32 am

Christopher Mallard shared Rus.Tvnet's video.

Alysha Elizabeth Marie Aragon

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Вы только посмотрите на это чудо! :) Мимиметр зашкаливает!

Alysha Elizabeth Marie Aragon So much cute! 😂😂

March 6, 2015 at 7:37 am

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March 6, 2015 at 7:28 am

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March 6, 2015 at 7:25 am

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Facebook IconMarch 6, 2015 at 7:23 am

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March 6, 2015 at 7:19 am

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Bohdan Martynovich And these stupid crackers have the balls to look down on someone???

March 6, 2015 at 7:36 am

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March 6, 2015 at 7:15 am

Christopher Mallard shared Grammarly's photo.

Faith Aragon, Anthony J Aragon, Michael Engelhardt, Kris Harris

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Are you really a grammar nerd? Find out what kind of grammarian you are with our fun quiz: http://bit.ly/FBGrammarNerdQuiz3

Kris Harris I fart proper nouns

March 6, 2015 at 7:17 am

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Christopher Mallard Most people call it talking but with your breath I can understand why you'd call it a fart. ;)

March 6, 2015 at 7:18 am

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March 6, 2015 at 2:08 am

Christopher Mallard shared Faisal Saeed Al Mutar's photo.

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I am skeptical.

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March 6, 2015 at 2:01 am

Christopher Mallard shared 101.3 The Brew's photo.

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Stupid computer...

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March 6, 2015 at 1:57 am

Christopher Mallard shared Claudia Christian's photo.

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Let's have that talk about where computers really come from... ;)

Christopher Mallard
Facebook IconMarch 6, 2015 at 1:50 am

;)

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Titus Flavius Vespasianus Hot

March 6, 2015 at 2:00 am

Christopher Mallard Yep. I want one. :)

March 6, 2015 at 2:01 am

Doug Wright *smacks lips*

March 6, 2015 at 5:32 am

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Lucas Bernard

March 6, 2015 at 5:50 am

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Kristine Hayes I wouldn't want to touch him with a 10foot pole.

March 6, 2015 at 1:49 am

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Facebook IconMarch 6, 2015 at 1:43 am

'One nation under Allah' in the pledge of allegiance will be an issue sooner than I thought.
http://news.yahoo.com/mayor-nyc-public-schools-close-2-muslim-holidays-153951175.html

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Mayor: NYC public schools to close on 2 Muslim holidays

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NEW YORK (AP) — The New York City public school system is set to observe a pair of Muslim holidays for the first time.

Titus Flavius Vespasianus Nyc is fuked

March 6, 2015 at 1:59 am

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Pierre Savoie Har! The school year in Ontario is *194* days.

March 6, 2015 at 4:26 am

Christopher Mallard
March 6, 2015 at 1:15 am

Christopher Mallard shared High Society's photo.

Keeping it classy...

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OF COURSE HER NAME IS MOLLY #REJECTED

Cori Cole I laughed out loud, hope this is real.

March 6, 2015 at 4:08 am

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Pierre Savoie Harvard Business School didn't like my high-school entrepreneurship project on community television: the Home Shoplifting Channel:

"And next up on the block is this motherfuckin' lap-top. What's it got, blood?"
"Motherfucker's got a HARD motherfuckin' drive, 100 gigabytes, Jack! And the motherjammin' Windows be included! All this be only 95 dollah!"

[haha, no just kidding, that was a National Lampoon joke.]

March 6, 2015 at 4:24 am

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Facebook IconMarch 6, 2015 at 12:22 am

Grrrrrrr! Religious nutbag alert!
When the Times asked Harris why he handed over his adopted daughter to a sexual predator without ever consulting state authorities or the foster care system, the legislator quoted the Christian Bible’s Book of Isaiah, saying, “No weapon forged against you will prevail, and you will refute every tongue that accuses you.”

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Arkansas horror story: Republican lawmaker gave up adopted 6-year-old to man who then raped her

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An Arkansas Republican state representative is facing serious scrutiny after he apparently “rehomed” his adopted daughters to a household where one of the girls, age 6, was raped by the father. Furthermore, Rep. Justin Harris is accused of continuing to take state funds intended for the girls’ care…

Traca Gwaltney I read this on another feed,,,it's horrific to me that the sate hasn't prosecuted

March 6, 2015 at 12:34 am

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Traca Gwaltney state*

March 6, 2015 at 12:35 am

Pierre Savoie Hah! Please do not refer to the Fundamentalist Christians house-shuffling children only to be raped by strangers as "the lay-away plan".

March 6, 2015 at 4:18 am

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Christopher Mallard
Facebook IconMarch 5, 2015 at 11:21 pm

Dafuq?

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Oxford University warns authors not to write about bacon, pork to avoid offending Muslims

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The largest university press in the world has warned its authors not to mention pigs or pork in their books to avoid offending Muslims and Jews.

Brad Garrison baconbaconbaconbaconhamhamhamhamhamhamhamham

March 5, 2015 at 11:23 pm

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Brad Garrison When i get to hell Im bbq ing a whole hog

March 5, 2015 at 11:24 pm

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Roderick Tamney Islam has lobotomized Oxford University.

March 6, 2015 at 12:03 am

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Mike McCoy Screw that... they need to stop believing their bullshit book!

March 6, 2015 at 12:22 am

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Pierre Savoie Yes, but can you GUARANTEE that eating large amounts of bacon and ham and pork will generate such a strong sin-field that the flow of hot chicks and drugs will come my way?

March 6, 2015 at 3:57 am

Christopher Mallard
Facebook IconMarch 5, 2015 at 11:19 pm

Haha!

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Mike McCoy hahahahahahaha

March 6, 2015 at 12:20 am

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Facebook IconMarch 5, 2015 at 11:05 pm

A CBS reporter lies and we're shocked. How could he? We lament.
A Fox News reporter lies and we're... 'eh'. It's so common for Faux News that the only surprise is that someone actually bothers to point it out.

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Fox Reporter Made Career Off Tale She Survived Terrifying Home Invasion, Turns Out She Lied (VIDEO)

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She got air time, column inches, a book deal, and a whole host of billings to speak at gun advocacy events - and it was all based on lies.

Christopher Mallard
Facebook IconMarch 5, 2015 at 10:54 pm

Typical extremist theist nutbag mentality.

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Angry conservative wishes beheading on Oregon city official who opposes ‘In God We Trust’ display

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An Oregon city councilwoman who voiced her opposition to displaying “In God We Trust” inside a government building received a death threat from an individual calling himself an “American Citizen for saving Americans for America.”

Traca Gwaltney lol,,such a warm and loving person......LOL

March 5, 2015 at 10:55 pm

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Mike McCoy How very Christian of her!

March 6, 2015 at 12:25 am

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March 5, 2015 at 7:44 am

Christopher Mallard shared Guinevere's photo.

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This is a Pomeranian husky and it doesn't get much bigger than this

Marie Kuhns Too cute , I want this dog !

March 5, 2015 at 10:20 am

Kim Hendrix I want this precious cutie..... so adorable

March 5, 2015 at 1:03 pm

Christopher Mallard
March 5, 2015 at 7:24 am

Christopher Mallard shared Yvan Claude's photo.

FML

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Hahahaha. .. true.

Pierre Savoie Hey, my penis points that way too!

March 5, 2015 at 7:29 am

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Pierre Savoie In Britain the light-switches point the opposite ways, up for off, down for on. But the penises still work the same.

March 5, 2015 at 7:30 am