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I hadn't posted anything inappropriate in minutes. I was having withdrawals.

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Mike McCoy And these ones are fun...

http://listverse.com/2008/01/31/top-10-bizarre-biblical-tales/

March 30, 2015 at 3:57 am

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March 29, 2015 at 9:23 pm

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haha absolutely! ;)

Kris Harris Spaceship nazi

March 30, 2015 at 1:21 am

Pierre Savoie I think a rule curbing the excesses of any homosexual "Star Chambers" in a state are worth considering. The government is telling bakers they have to bake penis-shaped bread if a homosexual customer orders them to.

March 30, 2015 at 2:37 am

Kris Harris Not if you are not in the business of special shaped baked goods. Also all businesses reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason or no reason

March 30, 2015 at 2:51 am

Pierre Savoie I think the Religious Freedom laws is because some businesses were getting their arms twisted by homosexuals, so there is some merit in it.

March 30, 2015 at 3:08 am

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March 29, 2015 at 7:01 am

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Me. -Titan

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March 29, 2015 at 6:52 am

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Yeah yeah they did, but I was never good at following directions.

Kris Harris So you are reverting back to the original meaning of atheism, huh?

March 29, 2015 at 6:08 pm

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March 29, 2015 at 5:39 am

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A reminder to drivers that vehicles on the highway should keep to the right except to pass. Please be courteous to other motorists!

Ben Grimalkin

March 29, 2015 at 6:21 am

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Chris Nichols The irony

March 29, 2015 at 2:42 pm

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March 29, 2015 at 5:37 am

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I think I lose more friends because of my sexually tinged sense of humor than I do my atheist postings. This clearly tells me I'm not trying hard enough... :)

Pablo Paredes Prudery is such a lame trait in people

March 29, 2015 at 5:45 am

Pierre Savoie Take a cue from the Uncyclopedia. "If this article doesn't offend you, please edit it until it does."

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

March 29, 2015 at 5:53 am

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Laura Cordova-James I didn't know about this web site. It gave me an orgasm. Its now my new porn. Thank you Pierre. Thank you so much for sharing this link.

March 29, 2015 at 6:38 am

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Pierre Savoie Haha, it's only as good as the contributors. I did a bit in the article on "Gary Numan" and did the punch-line joke on Stalin. But I didn't do much on it so far.

March 29, 2015 at 6:55 am

Pierre Savoie ...It passes the bounds of good taste in its satire of the computer game Railroad Tycoon.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Holocaust_tycoon

March 29, 2015 at 6:57 am

Jaime Shipes Me too.

March 29, 2015 at 8:41 am

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Michelle Lolo Mickle Me too...

March 29, 2015 at 9:58 am

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Clayton Parks try harder

March 29, 2015 at 10:10 am

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Lee Konowe Work at it! Offensiveness can by your's too! I have faith in you....wait, that doesn't end well.

March 29, 2015 at 10:57 am

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Pierre Savoie I am in favour of men and women living in adjoining apartments, odd numbers for the men, even numbers for the women. There are connecting doors but either can lock it, and the addressses are LEGALLY DISTINCT to avoid "community property" laws that says the spouse owns what you got if you cohabitat more than 3 years. That seems fair, doesn't it?

Oh, and if the spouse comes in the video cams click on to forestall false claims later.

March 29, 2015 at 5:39 am

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March 29, 2015 at 5:30 am

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My spirit animal...

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Kris Harris This my oldest daughter

March 29, 2015 at 7:03 pm

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Pierre Savoie You know, it's been too long since I practiced my Finnish conjugation.

March 29, 2015 at 5:42 am

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Kris Harris Aaaaaaahahahaha

March 29, 2015 at 7:03 pm

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March 29, 2015 at 5:08 am

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Romantical.... lol

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And you better practice what you preach.

Pamela Groening LOL

March 29, 2015 at 5:12 am

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Kris Harris Odd

March 29, 2015 at 6:13 pm

Tiffany Brown Oh my!!!!!

March 29, 2015 at 6:23 pm

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Margaret DiPiazza 😍

March 29, 2015 at 7:36 pm

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Pablo Paredes Sarcasm. I love it

March 29, 2015 at 5:17 am

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Doug Wright That's going in the meme folder. :D

March 29, 2015 at 5:29 am

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Na'ilarey Anozurian Yes! What doug said. I'm stealing.

March 29, 2015 at 5:55 am

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Cindy Sue Boyd-Eichacker

March 29, 2015 at 8:03 am

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March 29, 2015 at 4:52 am

Christopher Mallard shared Fox News's video.

Rawrrrr!

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This jaguar cub makes its big debut at the San Diego Zoo this weekend!

Traca Gwaltney the poor mom,,was getting nervous and aggitated.....:(

March 29, 2015 at 4:55 am

Hartmut Birkholz it`s a zoo :( :( :(

March 29, 2015 at 10:34 am

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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/polio-used-to-treat-cancer-60-minutes/

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Use polio to treat cancer?

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60 Minutes follows cancer patients at Duke University in the first clinical trial, two of whom now show no signs of cancer

Pablo Paredes I saw a recent Vice report about treatment of certain kinds of cancer, using the measles virus and the AIDS virus with very auspicious results. It's actually pretty mind blowing stuff.

March 29, 2015 at 5:01 am

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Germany Now Offering Free College Tuition To Americans

ifyouonlynews.com

Germany made headlines a few weeks back when it had the unmitigated gall to condemn its student population to a life of non-Ramen Noodles and non-debt when abolished college tuition fees. But now you can really blast that techno music as it seems all German universities are free to Americans a

Kris Harris Really?

March 29, 2015 at 7:08 pm

Christopher Mallard Yep. The only requirement is that you learn German.

March 29, 2015 at 7:15 pm

Kristy Harris Didn't read the article but German is a good language. Besides they know and are fluent in many languages including English beginning in the 3rd grade. Probably sooner than that given its the norm of their environment. Free college, international travel, with the added benefit of becoming bilingual... sounds like a dream. I want to take the boys to the places I've visited.

March 30, 2015 at 5:29 am

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Kristy Harris Ok I read the article. I learned German in school. But for those looking for a great education abroad without much delay Rosetta Stone at a couple hundred bucks is a sound investment.

March 30, 2015 at 5:35 am

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Kris Harris Do it then

March 30, 2015 at 5:40 am

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March 29, 2015 at 4:27 am

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Purevilsean

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Oh Jill, you naughty naughty girl... lol

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March 28, 2015 at 11:58 pm

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They will be remembered.

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My life. lol

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Kris Harris That must be why the chairs, at taco bell and other various places, are fastened to floor.

March 29, 2015 at 6:50 pm

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March 28, 2015 at 11:15 pm

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fb.com/unitedhumanists - #religion - Isn't it lovely?

Pierre Savoie Jephthah swore he would kill the next thing he saw and it was his daughter. God appeared to be against human sacrifice with that Abraham/Isaac thing, but because it was a girl it was all right.

March 28, 2015 at 11:35 pm

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March 28, 2015 at 10:54 pm

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You HAVE to see this monkey meeting puppies!

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March 28, 2015 at 10:25 pm

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Kris Harris Seriously? You can't be serious.

March 29, 2015 at 7:05 pm

Christopher Mallard More people have been killed by guns in the US just since 1969 than have been in all our wars combined.
That's pretty serious.

March 29, 2015 at 7:13 pm

Kris Harris Maybe, but a lot of those were on purpose.

March 29, 2015 at 7:17 pm

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Christopher Mallard Hahaha! ^^True enough

March 29, 2015 at 7:53 pm